Post by Admin Caley on Jun 5, 2003 8:29:17 GMT -5
I'm sure there are some of these among us
> >>> ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE NECKS"?
> >>>
> >>> By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:
> >>>
> >>> YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:
> >>>
> >>> 1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
> >>> 2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
> >>> 3. You don't have any problems pronouncing" Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
> >>> 4. For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.
> >>> 5. You don't know what moon pie is.
> >>> 6. You've never had an RC cola.
> >>> 7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.
> >>> 8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
> >>> 9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
> >>> 10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
> >>> 11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
> >>> 12. You don't have bangs.
> >>> 13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
> >>> 14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.
> >>> 15. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
> >>> 16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
> >>> 17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
> >>> 18. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
> >>> 19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach .
> >>> 20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
> >>> 21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.
> >>> 22. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
> >>> 23. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
> >>> 24. You call binoculars opera glasses.
> >>> 25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
> >>> 26. You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
> >>> 27. You don't know what applique is.
> >>> 28. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Joe Don, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
> >>> 29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
> >>> 30. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
> >>> 31. You can do your laundry without quarters.
> >>> 32. None of your fur coats are homemade.
> >>> ARE NORTHERNERS "BLUE NECKS"?
> >>>
> >>> By now I'm sure that you have heard all the Redneck jokes. Now here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their Northern cousins:
> >>>
> >>> YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:
> >>>
> >>> 1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning, "to cook outside."
> >>> 2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
> >>> 3. You don't have any problems pronouncing" Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
> >>> 4. For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.
> >>> 5. You don't know what moon pie is.
> >>> 6. You've never had an RC cola.
> >>> 7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.
> >>> 8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
> >>> 9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
> >>> 10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
> >>> 11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
> >>> 12. You don't have bangs.
> >>> 13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
> >>> 14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.
> >>> 15. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
> >>> 16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
> >>> 17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
> >>> 18. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
> >>> 19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach .
> >>> 20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
> >>> 21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on ramp to the highway.
> >>> 22. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
> >>> 23. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
> >>> 24. You call binoculars opera glasses.
> >>> 25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
> >>> 26. You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
> >>> 27. You don't know what applique is.
> >>> 28. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Joe Don, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
> >>> 29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
> >>> 30. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
> >>> 31. You can do your laundry without quarters.
> >>> 32. None of your fur coats are homemade.