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Post by lfinley on Jul 2, 2003 8:26:30 GMT -5
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go > into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane > in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he > could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. > > "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods > with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big > kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy > take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..." > > At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an > interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want > to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." > > At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny > started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt > Jane laying down on the back seat. "Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing > the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the > Army." > > Point is: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you > interrupt.
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Post by lfinley on Jul 2, 2003 8:27:09 GMT -5
Best Dear John Letter
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just to great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,ex-girlfriends,aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky
Let Freedom Ring!!
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